Tweets of the week: robots, lemon meringue and crisps for breakfast

A possibly irregular feature although there is a lot of appeal in other people writing your stuff for you.

what a neat few days...lovely drake event yesterday... have run out of clean socks.. wheres the marks and sparks in nottingham!?
Posted by Graham Coxon

If someone spots a big bird with concussion Essex way... that'll be the one that just flew into my bedroom window.
Posted by Imogen Heap

If anyone in Australia finds a pair of brown glasses in a black zip up case, they're mine. And I need them to tweet w/o getting a headache.
Posted by The Grates

i keep thinking its monday
Posted by Mike Skinner (The Streets)

Ha Ha. Wow. I'd forgotten that I bought a robot earlier. What a lovely suprise.
Posted by Eddie Argos (Art Brut)

Just rescued a bumble bee , I think summer is finally here in Ice ! yessss
Posted by Eliza Newman

Hey men of twitter! Its national "pull your trousers&pants down to your ankles when you go for a wee like when you were a child" day! Enjoy!
Posted by Scroobius Pip

I WANT TO BUY A LEMON MERINGUE AND FEEL LIKE A MAN
Posted by Calvin Harris

George Lamb didn't like us! DOUBLE EXTRA MEGA WIN!!
Posted by MJ Hibbett

Whatever happened to magic eye pictures? Ross
Posted by The Cribs

Breakfast 1 salt & vingar french frie crisps, packet of salad peanuts, chicken tikka sanwich & another packet of ready salted Hula Hoops.
Posted by Dominic Masters (The Others)