From today's Twitter: Bill Bailey

Not really related to stuff I normally do, but still.

• just putting in my expense claims, chameleon counselling £3500, woodlouse stabling £250, woodlouse internet usage £450, zombie shutters £27
• ok these zombie shutters may not actually conform to British kitemark standards, they're cheap Belgian ones..
• Belgium is so flat they can see the zombies coming from miles off
• oh, and nearly forgot £2,937,012.37p to have my moat gold-plated to avoid further cleaning costs